This audaciously named cocktail transforms childhood lemon sherbet sweets into an intensely citrusy adult beverage that's equal parts nostalgic and sophisticated, with a rim that literally fizzes on your tongue. Kristyn, my dear English friend who definitely doesn't have a problem invented this.

Recipe Details
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Ingredients
  • 100g bag lemon sherbet sweets (hard candies)
  • 500ml premium vodka
  • 120ml sherbet-infused vodka (prepared above)
  • 90ml limoncello liqueur
  • 60ml Apple Sourz schnapps
  • 30ml dry vermouth
  • as needed ice cubes
  • 15ml fresh lemon juice for rimming
  • 30ml reserved sherbet powder for rimming
  • 120ml sparkling lemonade (for Sparkling Git variation)
  • 1 piece lemon twist for garnish
Instructions
  1. To prepare sherbet vodka: Place 100g bag lemon sherbet sweets (hard candies) in a sealed plastic bag and crush with a rolling pin until reduced to fine powder. Reserve 30ml (2 tbsp) for rimming glasses.

  2. Add remaining sherbet powder to 500ml premium vodka in a large jar or bottle. The sherbet should comprise about 20-25% of the total volume. Shake vigorously for 2-3 minutes until completely dissolved.

  3. Let the sherbet vodka infuse for at least 2 hours, shaking occasionally. Strain through a fine-mesh sieve if any undissolved particles remain.

  4. To make The Fizzy Bastard: Add 120ml sherbet-infused vodka (prepared above), 90ml limoncello liqueur, 60ml Apple Sourz schnapps, and 30ml dry vermouth to a cocktail shaker filled with as needed ice cubes.

  5. Shake vigorously for 15-20 seconds until well chilled and combined.

  6. Prepare the glass by running 15ml fresh lemon juice for rimming around the rim, then dipping into 30ml reserved sherbet powder for rimming to create a fizzy rim.

  7. Pour the cocktail into the prepared glass without straining, allowing some ice to tumble in for extra chill.

  8. Garnish with a 1 piece lemon twist for garnish and serve immediately.

  9. For the Sparkling Git variation: Prepare as above, then top with 120ml sparkling lemonade (for Sparkling Git variation) and stir gently.

Tips

Sherbet Selection: Use proper lemon sherbet sweets (the fizzy, powdery kind), not lemon drops or hard candies. British brands like Barratt or Swizzels work perfectly.

Crushing Technique: Place sweets in a sturdy bag and crush with a rolling pin or meat mallet. Aim for fine powder but don't worry about making it completely uniform.

Infusion Time: The sherbet dissolves quickly in vodka, but letting it sit longer develops more intense flavor. It can be made days ahead and stored in the freezer.

Serving Temperature: Keep everything ice-cold. Chill the glass in the freezer for 15 minutes before serving for best results.

Rim Preparation: The sherbet rim is what makes this drink special - it should fizz and pop on your tongue. Apply it just before serving to maintain the effect.

Alcohol Strength: This is a strong cocktail with multiple spirits. Consider making smaller portions or adding more mixer for a lighter version.

Storage: The sherbet vodka keeps indefinitely in the freezer and actually improves with time as flavors meld.

Party Scaling: For parties, make a large batch of the base mixture and rim multiple glasses ahead of time. Just add ice and serve.

Flavor Balance: The drink should be intensely lemony with a sharp, sweet-sour balance. Adjust ratios to taste - more limoncello for sweetness, more vermouth for dryness.